Chronicles of a Full-Time Father

Book excerpt: Everybody knows that it is normal for toddlers to take off their clothes at every opportunity. Nobody is surprised when their children lurk through the house in the night, staring at their sleeping parents. Relieving themselves like dogs, attacking their parents with yogurt, and painting pieces if furniture is totally normal, right? Right? Maybe. Maybe not.Up until a year ago I had no idea. When I became a full-time dad I had far simpler expectations for wrangling toddlers. Collected herein are reflections, musings, and tales of my first year as a stay-at-home father. This is not a how-to book. I am nowhere near intelligent enough to tell anyone the right or wrong way to parent. This is simply a collection of experiences and thoughts. I hope you enjoy it. Someday my children will hate me.